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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Advantages of being Single for Men and Women

Since, Valentines is just around the corner...i conjured up some advantages of being single, to remind you that you ARENT a loser during this season of love...

Girls:
1.) You can watch all the chick flicks you want!
2.) You could stop minding the toilet seat
3.) You can choose whom you want to take you home after partying
4.) You could forget about birth control
5.) You could wear your favorite bikini


Guys:
1.) You can party all you want!
2.) You could leave the toilet seat up!
3.) You can drive straight home after partying…
4.) You could fool around all you want!
5.) You could stare at your favorite girls in bikinis

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